Snowflake not making any difference

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 24 January 2021

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A snowflake on a pair of mittens, earlier

Having just fallen out of the sky, along with millions of others, real snowflake Wayne Jackson has realised that his existence means nothing, and he will be gone in a few hours if the sun gets his way.

'I know that I am an individual, and there is no other snowflake like me, and they say the same about people, but if I don't have an online presence, and a platform on which to get my viewpoint across, what use am I?'

Fellow Snowflake Garth Wotsit chipped in 'They say that last night's snow was better than today's, and we are a clueless generation of snowflakes. Think about that. Think on'.

Snowflake union M.E.L.T (Members elected live temporarily) has a website that hasn't been updated since 2004. Tom is a friend on their Myspace page.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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