Undercover New Jersey Police Woman Sues Department Over Proceeds From Her Undercover Work
Paramus, New Jersey undercover police woman, Linda Wonton, is suing her own police department over proceeds she earned while doing undercover work as a prostitute. Wonton believes she earned the proceeds legitimately, and is in full right of keeping…
Read full storyMystery Of 'Sleepy' Joe Biden Solved
The long-term mystery of why US President-elect Joe Biden has earned the nickname of 'Sleepy Joe' has been solved by a man who thinks about this kind of thing far too much, it's been reported. Biden, who takes over the leadership of the country to…
Read full storyDutch man loses a 'screw' during hot sex!
(NOT EDITED) There are times when people can easily 'lose a screw'. Sometimes, especially in this lockdown period, peoples 'screws' tend to be slightly looser. Others can keep their 'screws' tight, but it depends on how people's 'nuts and bolts' are…
Read full story“What Capitol Riot?”, Ask People Behind Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON -The members of Trump’s campaign team and pro-Trump non-profit groups strongly deny having had anything to do with the alleged storming of the Capitol Building on January 6th, 2021. Trump’s aides were unavailable for comment. Our source…
Read full storyTrump angrily denies that he appointed “clownish” lawyers to challenge the election result, insisting that Bobo, Dingdong and Rudy are “top notch attorneys”
President Trump’s former attorney general sensationally claimed that his former boss appointed clowns to conduct his court challenges of the election result. The President has now responded to these allegations. He denied that it was inappropriate…
Read full storyMelania Trump Resigns
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the first lady, Melania Trump, has resigned her position as the executive director of the Be Best Organization and can hardly wait to get her ass out of the White House, which she has desc…
Read full storyThe University of Troy Trojans Are Forced To Change Their Team Nickname
TROY, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – The Troy University board of directors has voted 10 to 1 to change the name of their collegiate athletic teams. University spokesperson, Maxwell Maxinweiser, stated that the reason was due to a $21 million lawsuit…
Read full storyCoronavirus On Recovery: "Over My Dead Body!"
As the world slowly but surely tries to get its act together with the roll-out of various COVID-19 vaccine programs, and governments start planning for economic recovery and a return to normal life, the Coronavirus itself has reacted to these effort…
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters Have Hit The Jackpot With Their Brand New Butt Crack Leggings
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Kardashian sisters have been pegged as the girls with the Midas touch. Even the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has said that anything they touch turns to 14-carat gold. He added that he would love to invest $5 mill…
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