History For Children #2: Adolf Hitler
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Adolf, who lived in a cold, snowy country called Austria. From a humble beginning, Adolf grew up to be a famous man, who everybody knew about. This is his story. Adolf lived in a town called Linz. He…
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(NOT EDITED) An avid Kansas City Chiefs fan who has been in a coma since 5 minutes into the Super Bowl has finally awakened to a horrible reality. And close friends are unsure how to break it to him. According to witnesses, Gunter Chang III, a Univer…
Read full storyA List of 10 Brand New State Automobile License Plates
Automobile license plates have been around for exactly 100 years. They were invented by the inventor of the Model-T automobile, Henry Ford, with a little help from his 9-year-old niece, Francis "Panchita" Ford. Henry gives his niece credit for coming…
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Speaking in the House of Commons, Minister for Special Deals, Phil Offthebakova-Laurie, hailed the signing of a recent trade agreement with Japan as a triumph for exotic fish keepers. “We’ve netted a good one,” he quipped, to cheers from government b…
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HONG KONG – (World News) – China’s Abacus News Agency has made it known that the leader of China, Xi Jinping, wants to purchase the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. The Chinese leader stated that he has been wanting to buy the covete…
Read full storyPatrick Mahomes Pays Tom Brady $2 Million
TAMPA BAY – (Satire News) – After getting his butt kicked all over Raymond James Stadium by Tom Brady’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs, showed that he’s an honorable man. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, st…
Read full storySecret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil
BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen sooner or later. While Vice-President under Barack Obama, there were complaints by female Secret Service Agents that they were uncomfortable when they were forced to watch Sleepy Joe take his morning swim in the Wh…
Read full storyTeacher Resorted To Game Of Bingo To 'Kill Time'
A teacher at a school where students had completed their work, and were merely sitting and waiting for the term to end, has told how he blew the roof off the building when he told his charges there was going to be a game of Bingo. The 9-year-old s…
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