A List of 10 Brand New State Automobile License Plates

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 9 February 2021

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License Plates - Keeping Prisoners Busy For 100 Years.

Automobile license plates have been around for exactly 100 years. They were invented by the inventor of the Model-T automobile, Henry Ford, with a little help from his 9-year-old niece, Francis "Panchita" Ford. Henry gives his niece credit for coming up with the concept of the numbers - he had the idea for the letters.

Some license plate slogans from the past include: Vermont - The Gateway To New Hampshire, Colorado - Take a Deep Breath - Yep, It's Pot, and Alabama's - We Play Hip Hop Music on Banjos.

HERE IS A LIST OF THE NEWEST STATE LICENSE PLATE SLOGANS

  • Wyoming - We Ain't Got No Covid
  • Maine - Hey, We're Way Up Here - Next To Frozen Canada
  • Oklahoma - Tornados Suck!
  • New York - 9,000 Different Accents
  • Florida - Come On Down and Suck On Our Oranges
  • Texas - Hey Folks - We're Bigger Than Europe and Africa Put Together
  • Arizona - We Ain't Gonna Lie Ta Ya - It's Hot-As-Hell Over Here
  • Georgia - Yes, We Finally Came To Our Senses
  • West Virginia - For The One-Millionth Time - No, There Ain't No East Virginia
  • Rhode Island - Our State Is Tiny - But Our Hearts Are As Big As Lou Dobbs' Head

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