HONG KONG – (World News) – China’s Abacus News Agency has made it known that the leader of China, Xi Jinping, wants to purchase the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
The Chinese leader stated that he has been wanting to buy the coveted organization since 2013, because he expects that China will be the very first nation in the world to land a manned space ship on the planet Neptune.
Xi Jinping, stated that due to the horrendous Guangdong Valley Drought, the Republic of China will run out of rice in late October of 2025. He noted that it is well documented that Neptune is made up of 43% rice.
According to the National Info on Anything and Everything Agency, the United States has borrowed a little over $7.8 trillion from the Republic of China at a 17% interest rate.
China has already purchased such American entities as Disneyland, the Statue of Liberty, and the Grand Canyon. And they have recently enquired about possibly purchasing Mar-a-Lago.
iRumors is reporting that the Chinese are now looking into possibly purchasing the Chicago Cubs.
The Chinese leader said that he wanted to buy the Dallas Cowboys, but owner Jerry Jones said he’s not selling. He told Xi Jinping that he may be able to get the (2-14) Jets for a damn good price.