Fish caught swimming on German motorway!
(NOT EDITED) Due to heavy rains bombarding certain parts of Germany strange occurrences have been spotted on a motorway between Cologne and Bonn. The motorway runs parallel to the River Rhine, and although flood-barriers have been erected, the Rhine…
Read full storyNational Cycling 3-Abreast Championships Start Thursday
There was great excitement amongst ardent cycling fans this morning, when it was announced that the Cambodian National Cycling 3-Abreast Championships will be commencing in Battambang on Thursday morning, from 5 am onwards, and will end only when som…
Read full storyMafia Lawyer turning down Donald Trump
Mafia lawyer Joey 'The Enforcer' Santiago has turned down the chance to work with Donald Trump. 'I know where the bodies are, where the fish are, and the best purveyors of concrete overcoats,' said Santiago, 'but there is no way I will be defendin…
Read full storyAlexandra Ocasio-Cortez Claims "Ted Cruz Stole My Lunch Money!"
Congressional favorite known affectionately as "AOC" claims that senate bully Ted Cruz "stole her and her boyfriend's lunch money" one day while walking through the halls of the capitol building. "It was really chilling," she explained. "He came u…
Read full storyGOP making whoopee !!
Though impeachment proceedings loom, the outcome is already known, and Republicans are planning quite a show. No point spending money on external shysters when events warrant a jubilant internal shindig on the part of the GOP. They're sure not gonna…
Read full storyJose Altuve of The Houston Astros Says He’s Ready To Play ‘Beisbol’
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Houston Astros superstar Jose Altuve says he is really missing his former teammate George Springer, but adds that he is ready to start the 2021 ‘beisbol’ season. The Venezuelan native, and man who will one day be the pr…
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters To Star in the X-Rated Film, ‘3 Girls, 1 Margarita Glass’
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Andy Cohen, of the Bravo Network, is reporting that the three elder Kardashian sisters, have just been signed to star with Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper, and Yo Yo Afro Woke, in the Tri-Moon Films production of the…
Read full storyPresident Joe Biden’s Two German Shepherds Move Into The White House Dog House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that the nation’s two first pooches, Major and Champ will be the best cared for dogs in the entire nation. The two German Shepherds have been given the Secret Service code names, Snoop Dog and…
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