WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that the nation’s two first pooches, Major and Champ will be the best cared for dogs in the entire nation.
The two German Shepherds have been given the Secret Service code names, Snoop Dog and Hot Dog.
The K-9’s will be moving into the most expensive doghouse in the country.
The 945-square-foot, two-story dog house has central air and central heat, indoor-outdoor carpeting, a 65-inch big screen TV, and a kitchen stocked with Alpo, Kibbles ‘n Bits, and Purina.
iNews reports that the $17,805 doghouse will not cost the American taxpayers one red cent, since it was donated by Garth Brooks and his wife, Trisha Yearwood.
The two bow-wows will have their own personal veterinarian living in the White House, who, if needed, can be at the First Pooches' doghouse in under 55 seconds.
Major and Champ have over 60 chew toys, of which 25 were donated by former president Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle.
Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez was told by First Lady Jill Biden that they’ve taken out a $900,000 insurance policy on the two doggies, just in case they bite a visiting Republican.