Rare Sighting Of Two Dogs With Four Assholes In Oval Office
BILLINGSGATE POST: Most presidents are satisfied with having but one dog during their time in the White House. But Joe Biden has two, both German Shepherds, that were adopted by him before he moved in. There have been countless variations of the s…
Read full storyUK government reveals suspicious plan to ease lockdown
Earlier this week, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced a plan for how the lockdown will finally be lifted in the UK - or at least in the parts he still controls, so only England. The plan is to ease restrictions in stages to minimise the chances o…
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Senator Ted Cruz drew the ire of the famed climate activist Greta Thunberg today, when he condemned the US's re-entry into the Paris Climate Accords. Ms. Thunberg, who should be in school right now, told Senator Cruz, who shouldn't be in Cancun right…
Read full storyGOP senators come out as nonbinary and salute 'Oming'
Desperate to appeal to a wider audience, to revamp their image, and stem the flood of resignations from the party, Republicans are radically changing their status in the capitol, and all representatives and senators of the GOP have come out as nonbin…
Read full storyMichael Cohen Says Donald Trump Is Going To Jail
Michael Cohen (Donald Trump’s former attorney/fixer) says that the tax investigation into Trump’s newly-released financial records will land Donald Trump in jail. Mr. Cohen also suggested that Mr. Trump get fitted for a custom-made orange jump-su…
Read full storySpanish Bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Denies The Shakira Romance Rumors
PAMPLONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s most popular matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has told Spain’s national news agency, El Toro News, that the recent rumors romantically linking him to Colombian belly dancer/singer Shakira are not true…
Read full storyKellyanne and Claudia Conway’s 'The Conways of The Potomac' is One of America’s Top Rated Reality Shows
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kellyanne Conway, former chief adviser to the defeated GOP president, has been catching hell lately from none other than her own daughter, Claudia. Boom Boom News reports that the 16-year-old dynamo has done what…
Read full storyBiden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast
Washington, D.C.- After a stirring and emotionally short speech on Monday, acknowledging half-a-million U.S. Covid-19 deaths, President Biden then ordered a more drastic step, signing into law what officials are calling, The Flagpole Act. After co…
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