President Biden is Considering Invading Afghanistan and Totally Destroying The Taliban Terrorist Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has stated that the United States is more than likely going to invade the Taliban-held nation of Afghanistan. She said that both President Biden and Vice-President Harris are…
Read full storyMassachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested
BOSTON, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – The good people of the state of Massachusetts have made it abundantly clear to their state leaders, that they do not want the disgraced, evil, hate-spewing former president setting even one of his tiny toddler…
Read full storyThe NFL's First Transgender Cheerleader Comes Out
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed that a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader is the NFLs first transgender rah-rah girl. Twenty-four-year-old Gayle Wanderlust, of Tallahassee, who has been cheering for the…
Read full storyDrought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago
SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – The state of California, suffering from a horrendous drought has just informed the news media that they have worked out a deal to purchase water from Chicago. The Windy City gets its water from Lake Michiga…
Read full storyDonald Trump Admits To Sean Hannity That He Is No Longer a Bedwetter
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump called in to the Sean Hannity Show with some great news. The ex-president said that his personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi had texted him that he has finally regained control of his out-of-control bladder.
Read full storyThe University of Alabama Has Decided To Change The Name of Their Athletic Teams
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – The Board of Regents of the University of Alabama, after 189 years has decided to change the team’s name. The Sports Bet Gazette notes that effective Thursday, September 30, 2021, the name Crimson Tide will…
Read full storyThe City of Miami Vows To Round Up All Whores and Ship Them To Alabama
MIAMI – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the mayor and city council of Miami have had it with whores wandering all over downtown and plying their trade in plain site of decent tourists, local citizens, and Haitian immigrants. One MPD offi…
Read full storyA Fledging Cruise Line Turns Things Around When The Ship Becomes An All-Nude Cruise Ship
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Ship Ahoy Cruise Line Company, out of Pensacola, has found the way to drum up much-needed business in this era of the so called Trumpian Pandemic. The company, which is owned by Pepsi Cola and Peter Pan Pea…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Sux The Big One!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi has come up with one of the best descriptions for the skank of all skanks Marjorie Taylor Greene. Pelosi, who hates MTG even more than Eric Trump hates having an extremely low IQ (24), referred to the ‘dishwater blo…
Read full storyMcDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Like Bob Dylan sang many decades ago, ‘the times they are a-changing.’ And the fast food industry can certainly attest to that as McDonalds has just followed Wendy’s lead, and they have announced that they will be opening…
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