The Taliban's 82nd Volunteer Division Invades Herzegovina
BANJONOOKI, Herzegovina – Radio Herzegovina has confirmed that members of the Taliban’s 82nd Volunteer Division have invaded Herzegovina. A spokesperson for the country stated that the Herzegovinian army is fighting gallantly, but being outnumbere…
Read full storyVice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication. The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School. Needless to say VP Harris…
Read full storyHardback book claiming to be better than the paper-back
Upon arriving in an Amazon box, hardback book Gareth Henderson has claimed that he is better than all of the well-thumbed paperbacks that share his shelf. Henderson, a book ordered from Amazon to push the parcel past the free postage spend said 'I…
Read full storyBabies wondering who will be the next to cry
Babies Lucinda and Mavis (yes, there are babies called Mavis) are discussing who will be the next to cry. 'Of course, it could be one of us' said Lucinda 'but it could also be the teenager on the skateboard, that middle-aged couple sitting on the…
Read full storyToddler planning his next tantrum
Toddler Brian Jones is in the final planning stage of his next tantrum. Whilst in the park with his parents, he had a tantrum about the sky being the wrong colour, then another one about the big boys in the park on his favourite swing, and then an…
Read full storyA Meteorite Crashes Into An Alabama Cotton Field Destroying Over 700,000 Cotton Balls
DIXIELAND, Alabama – (Satire News) – Radio station KDIX 101, reported that a 2.7 ton meteorite has crashed into an Alabama cotton field causing extensive damage. The meteorite, believed to have originated in Uranus, landed smack-dab in the middle…
Read full storyRussia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News is reporting lots of red faces at 10 Downing Street, Buckingham Palace, and Wembley Stadium. TBN reporter Brompton Boxgrove, stated that the Royal Air Force has admitted that a Russian Stealth Bo…
Read full storyChina is Reporting a Huge Decline in The Trumpapalooza Flu
HONG KONG – (Satire News) – Several Chinese news agencies are reporting that the leader of the Peoples Republic of China, Xi Jinping, is happy to report a downward spiral in cases of the Trumpapalooza Flu Virus (as he has ordered it be called). H…
Read full storyA Cattle Rancher In San Antonio Has Taught His Cattle To Pose For Photos
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Texas cattle rancher Ambrose “Slim” Pickweather, says that he is a fifth-generation cattlemen going back to 1837, when his great, great, great, great grandfather Otto “Slim” Pickweather owned over 2 million acres in Tumb…
Read full storyThe Husband of a 425 Pound Circus Tight Rope Walker Threatens To Divorce Her
SAGINAW, Michigan – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports that Biff and Ramona Landetta have been married for 19 years, and it looks like the honeymoon is over, as they say in the mining town of Honey Hole, Montana. Biff, who is an unemployed san…
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