Hardback book claiming to be better than the paper-back

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 11 August 2021

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Oh man, reading makes my head hurt

Upon arriving in an Amazon box, hardback book Gareth Henderson has claimed that he is better than all of the well-thumbed paperbacks that share his shelf.

Henderson, a book ordered from Amazon to push the parcel past the free postage spend said 'I am the king of the shelf here. Look at me, I am new and hard, and about interesting things.'

Henderson is a little book about household management that will only be read when something goes wrong.

The paperbacks are well-thumbed, because they are liked.

There is something here about the new boss and the workforce. Politicians and the electorate. Something, not a lot, but something.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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