Joe Biden To Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"
If there was ever any doubt about what the post-election relationship between President-elect Joe Biden and the outgoing president, Donald Trump, was likely to be, the uncertainty was removed earlier today, when Mr. Biden looked straight down the TV…
Read full storyLeaf Fell From Tree, But Nobody Heard It
The peaceful quiet of a crisp autumn afternoon in a local park was shattered today, when a leaf fell from an oak tree, but nobody heard it. No human body, that is. Several creatures living nearby heard it. Residents in an ants nest in the gr…
Read full storyWarren Puffitt: Vaccine News, Deliberately Delayed, Cost Trump Victory
Omaha, Nebraska. That S.O.B. reporter Woof Blister, for Spoof On Business. That other financial wizard from Omaha, Warren Puffitt, told this reporter today, in a virulent denunciation of big pharma, that a conspiracy between Democrats and the pharmac…
Read full story"Fight On, Mr. President" Says Graham, Whose Stiffest Competition for GOP Run in 2024 is Ivanka Trump
Charleston, South Carolina - South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, celebrating his resounding election victory after Trump-loving voters in his home state overwhelmingly returned him to office, urged President Trump to fight the election results in…
Read full storyOle Solskjaer rant has no foundation! Ask sore-arse Tour de France bikers!
(NOT EDITED) Manchester United footy players are over-paid, pampered, spoilt sportsmen, who live in a 'bubble' that other sportsmen and sportswomen can only dream of. However, their manager, a Norwegian would, if he could, is of the opinion his boys…
Read full storyMegyn Kelly, Who Has Been Fired More Times Than A Barbecue Grill, Has Just Become Trump's Number One Ass-Kisser
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – INews has stated that the unemployed, 49-year-old fake blonde former television newscaster, Megyn Kelly, has suddenly come out of her rat hole, and jumped on the poor, poor, mistreated Donald Trump out-of-tune bandwago…
Read full storyCeline Dion Says She’s Down to 67 Pounds
LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) – Celine Dion has just admitted that, yes, it’s true, she is now down to 67 pounds. The Canadian songbird remarked that she has been border-line anorexic since 2007, and just since September, she has become totally a…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…
Read full storyDrew Brees and The New Orleans Saints Kicked The Hell Out of Tom Brady and His Tampa Bay Buccaneers 38-3
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Tom Terrific was was not even “Ter” as he was handed the worst loss of his 21 NFL seasons. Drew Brees and the "Nawlins" Saints were all over Brady like bumblebees on grape jelly. It was such a horrible and sad thin…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
Read full storyMarcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign
Marcus Rashford, the Manchester United and England striker who has done so much for hungry children by petitioning the government for free school meals during the lockdown, has "put his money where his mouth is", and has vowed to donate 90% of his sa…
Read full storyMan Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage
A man who watched an old video clip of the BBC's Graham Norton TV show with guests Mark Ruffalo, John Bishop, Rufus Wainwright, and female rapper Nicki Minaj, has said he was a little taken aback by the singer's cleavage. Moys Kenwood, 57, and old…
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