Adam “Schift E” Schift Laid To Rest
BILLINGSGATE POST: With just a superficial glance at Adam “Shift E” Shift, you would instinctively know that this man would not last long in any type of physical activity more strenuous than testing the tilt angles of BarcaLoungers. As one who on...
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The senile and enfeebled are whooping it up while Democratic Presidential candidates get wheeled across hustings on their respective campaign trails. Jo Biden (77), Bernie Sanders (78), and Eizabeth Warren (70), though confused and doddering, have...
Read full storyNashville Woman Proudly Judges Others by Their Descriptions of Musical Preferences
“It’s not so much what they like but how they describe it that matters,” said Lucinda Kellogg of Nashville, Tennessee, who proudly judges others based on how they characterize their musical preferences. “In other words, form over content. The point i...
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The first lady and I really enjoyed our recent trip to Switzerland except for the fact that my Swiss interpreter, Zunatina something or other, had a horrible lower torso rash. And, as luck would have it, your perfect president ended up catching it. I...
Read full storyEminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album
Rap music's hottest property, Eminem, has released a new album, and its controversial title is already whipping up a storm in the music press, and beyond. 'Music To Get Murdered By' is a hot collection of songs on the subject in the title, and tod...
Read full storyLiverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...
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