Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection
In a lovely, heart-warming moment for gay pride and diversity, children’s entertainer Phillip Schofield, who recently told the world that he is gay, and had been deceiving his wife about his sexuality for 27 years, admitted that, in order, to have se...
Read full storyLt. Col. Vinman Enters Democratic Presidential Race
Outside the White House fence, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof on the Spot. In an impromptu press conference held in full view of the Presidential section of the White House, but outside the fence, Lt. Col. Alexander Vinman, t...
Read full storyPresident Trump Impersonator Arrested
A man accused of attempting to impersonate the US president, Donald Trump, has been arrested by police in Washington, DC. The man, whose true identity has not yet been established, was apprehended in the Safeway supermarket in Fairlington, where h...
Read full storyShattered Man Finds Missing Inner Piece
After his heart was shattered into a million tiny bits by a woman who didn't see their relationship going anywhere, Packey Havens of Nashville, Tennessee, scrambled to recoup all of his broken parts, and eventually succeeded in finding his last remai...
Read full storyPrince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia
BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...
Read full storyStormy Daniels Finally Writes Her Tell-All Book About Her Affair With Donald “The Baby Pee-Pee” Trump
LOS ANGELES – There’s a new book coming out soon that Donald Trump (aka “The Divider-in-Chief”) is not going to like. In fact, he will probably wet his pants when he reads it. Ichabod Fernandez, with The Vox Populi News Agency, said that he recen...
Read full storyJoe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.
NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...
Read full storyMan Decides To Have A 'Durutti Column Weekend'
A man who loves listening to music, but who hasn't had the chance for a 'maximum blowout' in a very long time, will put that right this weekend, and will stage one at his home, featuring his Durutti Column collection. Moys Kenwood, 56, has followe...
Read full storyDonald Trump Says Pelosi Broke Law By Ripping Up His Speech
Impeached Donald J. Trump, says Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, broke the law by ripping up his speech. Well, gosh, who would've thought of that? The bone spurs must be off! Sorry, but Rippinggate could have been much, much worse. Spea...
Read full storyUK Government To Amend Dress Code, After Female MP Enters House Wearing Bikini
A new government White Paper is set to be discussed in parliament on Monday, in the wake of the 'Tracy Brabin off-the shoulder frock row', and a further incident on Friday, when another female MP showed up for work wearing a bikini. Brabin was cri...
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