Lt. Col. Vinman Enters Democratic Presidential Race

Funny story written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Saturday, 8 February 2020

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Outside the White House fence, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof on the Spot. In an impromptu press conference held in full view of the Presidential section of the White House, but outside the fence, Lt. Col. Alexander Vinman, the principal victim in Donald Trump's Friday Night Massaacre, early this morning, announced his candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Las Vegas bookmakers immediately made him an overwhelming 1-5 favorite to be the party's pick, and 1-3 to beat the impeached president in November.

White House correspondents are referring to him as the "perfect" candidate, alluding to his testimony exposing Trump's "perfect" phone call as an attempt to extort a Biden investigation by the Ukraine president.

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