Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 8 February 2020

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Joe Biden challenged Trump to a mud wrestling match but he declined because his bone spur is acting up.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls.

She laughed and said that "Comrade Mitch" McConnell who is 78, but looks 98, needs to retire because he has become a mean, cruel, heartless lying appaloosa turd.

Meanwhile, Joy’s co-host, Whoopie Goldberg, said that Mitt Romney is a rare example of a Republican who has sense, compassion, integrity, and a genuine concern for his fellow man.

Behar went on to say, "Look, it's really just simple math. Democrats care about people, whereas GOPunks like Lindsey 'Sissygirl' Graham, Devin 'No Nuts' Nunez, and Jim 'The Hick Prick' Jordan care about rich Republicans and ONLY Rich Republicans."

Kitty Segovia with iNews said that all of the Democratic frontrunners, including Pete Buttigieg, and Nancy Klobuchar have said that they will pick Mitt Romney to be their choice for Secretary of State.

Klobuchar said that Mike “The Keister Kisser” Pompeo is simply pitiful, and he will never, ever be able to get that horrendous Trump smell out of his friggin’ GOPathetic mouth.

(IN CLOSING - McDonalds has just announced that they will be introducing the brand new McTrump Burger. It will contain six slices of ham and a handful of Cheetos.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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