Evicting Donald Trump
Like the Agatha Christie mystery about guests in a house who are eliminated one by one, the seven remaining democratic candidates trying to move into the White House, debated Tuesday night in a wham, bang, rabbit punch, sock to the gut, left hook, ri...
Read full storyRelief that Prevent Will Save Us From Preventing Anything
So environmental rights and animal rights are 'concerns' to the UK Home Department, with individuals being referred to Prevent's Channel programme. Thank fuck for that. Trying to save the planet and what's left of its animals, is quite clearly a radi...
Read full storyNew York Writer Gets Bad Case of the Ideas
Amidst a flurry of concerns about a new and deadly virus spreading from China, Patrick Cramer, a writer living in New York City, was stricken with a debilitating case of the ideas. "It wasn't quite as bad as Ebola," said Cramer, who is still recup...
Read full storyMan's Pancake Consumption Record Ruled Out On Technicality
A man who made what he thought was a successful bid to become the holder of the title of Pancake Day Pancake Consumption Champion has had his effort ruled out, after it was discovered that he had completed the challenge one day too soon! Pancake D...
Read full storyTrump Wants Billions for Coronavirus; Will Spend it on Wall
Ahmadabad, India. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Walls were on the minds of both heads of state when Prime Minister Modi of India met President Donald Trump of the U.S., here in Ahmadabad on Monday. Modi ordered constru...
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Reveals The Punishment The Houston Astros Will Be Receiving Due to Their Sign Stealing Scandal
NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of Major League Baseball, Rob “The Man” Manfred, has just released his ruling on the Houston Astros Sign-Stealing Scandal. After much consideration, Manfred said that he will be implementing a three-part punishment...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Surprises Her Millions of Voting Age Fans With An Amazing Political Offer Regarding Trump
MEMPHIS - One of the most popular singers on the music scene today is Taylor Swift. She has sold over 200 million singles and albums worldwide, including 3.2 million in Guatemala alone. Tay-Tay, as her 100 million-plus Twitter and Instagram follow...
Read full storyThe South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The audience members in the first two rows could have certainly used some raincoats as six of the candidates instantly ganged up on Bernie “The Stud” Sanders, and spit could be seen flying everywhere. Sanders who is 78...
Read full storyHarvey Weinstein Fondles Cellmate's Testicles
Harvey Weinstein, the former Hollywood movie producer who, on Monday, was convicted of rape and sexual assault at his trial in New York City, and now faces up to 25 years in jail, has already landed himself in hot water after allegedly fondling the t...
Read full storyManchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title
Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has spoken to reporters about the disappointment he experienced this morning, when he went downstairs to make his breakfast, picked up a newspaper to read the football pages, and realised that his team...
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