MEMPHIS - One of the most popular singers on the music scene today is Taylor Swift. She has sold over 200 million singles and albums worldwide, including 3.2 million in Guatemala alone.
Tay-Tay, as her 100 million-plus Twitter and Instagram followers call her, has made no bones about the fact that she cannot stand the “Mar-a-Lago Liar".
Miss Swift is seriously thinking about telling her millions of fans that are of voting age that, if they promise to vote for anyone, anyone other than Trump, she will give each one who does 4 free personally autographed tickets to one of her upcoming concerts.
A representative for the Re-Elect Trump Campaign, who said that his name is Bubba P. Muddley, 91, remarked that Trump is so scared of Taylor that he is acting as nervous as an egg-laying hen at a coyote convention.
When POTUS heard about what Taylor had said, he made a wrinkly face and said, “I do not know this Taylor Swift girl, nor have I ever heard any of her songs or worn any of her perfume…Eau du Tay Tay.”
IN CLOSING – The Chicago Daily Wind reported that Taylor’s fans are so numerous, that they could even get a milk cow elected over Comrade Trumpski.