Hillary denies plot to seize nomination from Sanders this summer
Today's rumors from news sources and Twitter indicate an insider to the Clinton Camp has candidly blown the whistle on upcoming Hillary maneuvers. “Here’s the deal that I think is going down. I think Hillary and Bloomberg have gotten together and...
Read full storyTrump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president went in for a routine checkup and his doctors were quite surprised. One of the doctors told POTUS that he is 71 pounds overweight. Trump shouted. “The damn scales are off by 71 pounds. They must have been manufactured...
Read full storyPresident Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down
CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...
Read full storyMSNBC's Chris Matthews admitted to asylum in Weinsberg, Germany
Klinikum am Weissenhof psychiatric hospital at Weinsberg, Germany, has generously stepped forward to offer treatment for MSNBC's Chris Matthews. The Klinikum is a state-of-the-art psychiatric hospital, specializing in delusions that cause fear and...
Read full storyCoronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism
Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...
Read full storyFake News (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, available on Amazon)
Fake News FAKE NEWS media, which makes up stories and "sources," is far more effective than the discredited Democrats - but they are fading fast! Donald J. Trump via Twitter Available on Amazon This is how I figured it happened. Crooked Hillary...
Read full storyAnnoying Coworker Forces Woman to Face Herself
Flying in the face of her general self-perception as an open-hearted, friendly person, Charlotte O'Ryan's hatred for a coworker she barely knows has forced her to face her darker side. "I know it's not fair to hate someone I've hardly even talked...
Read full storyWeinstein Consulting With Vatican on How to Avoid Prison Sentence for Rape
Justice has been served, or so it seems, in Harvey Weinstein's case. As the world rejoices at the fact that someone rich and powerful finally goes to prison, a Weinstein’s adviser, who insisted on remaining anonymous, believes there is still hope.
Read full storyMan Is Fed Up Of Waiting
A waiter at a plush restaurant in New York has said that, after serving customers for nearly 16 years, he is absolutely sick to death of waiting, and is giving up the role, to search for alternative employment. Andrew Skivvy, 34, has taken diners'...
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