CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico.
Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 times just since the beginning of the year.
POTUS talked with Calexico’s Mayor Johnny Jimmy Jessie Puddle, 43. He asked him why his border wall keeps falling down. 3J, as he is called, said that Calexico has some very powerful winds that, at times, can reach up to 113 mph.
“113 mph! Really?” asked Trump. “Well maybe more like 63 mph,” 3J replied. Trump smiled, “63?” 3J said, “Well to be perfectly honest, the winds in Calexico never get over 7 mph.”
Trump was quite upset. He asked him why the hell he was lying to him. 3J grinned and said, “I just wanted you to see how we all feel every single day when you constantly effen lie to us.”
The man that Brad Pitt calls “El Dumbo Trumpo” turned to one of his secret service agents and yelled out, “Shoot him! Shoot the damn terrorist!”
The agent held up his hands. Trump then screamed like a 12-year-old little girl. “Give me your friggin gun, I’ll shoot the anti-Trumper myself.” Suddenly three agents quickly and quietly led POTUS away to a waiting ambulance.
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