The Party’s Over, Time For Trump To Go Home
Like a bad guest, Donald Trump is lingering on after the party is over and insisting it isn’t over, going to courts to try and keep the party going while demanding more food and drink. Some stragglers in the House and Senate want the gig and good tim…
Read full storyBangladeshi Woman Rescued After 17 Days Buried in Factory Rubble Told to “Get Back to Work!”
Bangladeshi rescuers pulled a garment worker alive from the rubble of a factory building 17 days after its collapse, and immediately ordered her back to work. Referring to her time buried alive as “17 days unauthorized vacation”, the garment factory…
Read full storyMan Fired 'Gun' At Cow's Arse
A man who should probably know better at his age, has revealed how, during a motorbike ride to his place of employment this morning, he took aim with a child's plastic 'gun', and fired a tiny stone from it at a cow's behind, scoring a direct hit.
Read full storyFamilies of Politicians hoping that they will really stay away for Christmas
The beleaguered families of our politicians are hoping that, just for once, they will stick by what they are saying, and stay away this year. Nigel Farage's cousin said: 'Nigel's a bit of a knob, but he is our knob, you know. I can slag him off, b…
Read full storyThree Spirits planning to visit Jacob Rees Mogg
Following a recent outburst, attacking UNICEF for wanting to help a council in London, Edwardian ghost boy Jacob Rees-Mogg will be visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Yet To Come, even though they were planning t…
Read full storyMan thanking Bollard,again
Gary Johnson, a man of no influence in charming village Chutney on the Fritz, has been thanking a bollard in the high street, every time he goes past it. 'I don't know why,' said Johnson, 'but I see it out of the corner of my eye, and I think it i…
Read full storyMan Used Mosquito Zapper To Good Effect
It's always good when a product which you'd thought unlikely to work well proves you wrong, and that was exactly what happened when one man used his Mosquito Zapper for the very first time tonight, slaughtering dozens of the creatures, and laughing a…
Read full storyBeef As Tough As Old Boots
News is reaching us from our worldwide news correspondent that a plate of fried beef which was served to a man by his wife as a treat at suppertime last night, was deemed to be "inedible" by the recipient, who didn't spare it with his criticism. M…
Read full storyJose Mourinho, The Special One, has got his mojo and handbag back and throws them at Klopp!
(NOT EDITED) Most UK footy tabloid reporters were worried the once-time so 'SPECIAL ONE' had completely 'lost it'! English football had become totally boring with nothing else to write about apart from the inept antics at Manchester United, Pogba, an…
Read full storyThe New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…
Read full storyMcDonalds Announces That Their Brand New McWow Burger Has 3 Amazing Ingredients
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is proud to announce their latest addition to their food menu. Sonora Cahoots, a reporter with BuzzFuzz, said she talked to the franchise’s head of new food menu items director, Suzi Tottytil…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos
RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…
Read full storyDewey Defeats Truman (For Realz This Time!)
There's a famous photo from the 1948 U.S. election showing the re-elected President Truman holding up an inaccurate copy of the Chicago Daily Tribune proclaiming 'Dewey Defeats Truman'. And now the estate of the late Thomas E. Dewey wants to make…
Read full storyExtraterrestrial Wombat Sighted Having Sex With Santa On Christmas Eve
BILLINGSGATE POST: Nonsense, you say. Perhaps you haven’t been following the news. After being swept under the rug for decades, sightings of mysterious extraterrestrial vehicles and their alien passengers are now commonplace; as universally accept…
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