Donald Trump Says He'd Like To Lead 2021 Ryder Cup Team
Ousted ex-president and keen golfer, Donald Trump, has revealed that he is "very interested" in captaining the 2021 US Ryder Cup team at the rescheduled event at Whistling Straits in Kohler, Wisconsin. Irishman Padraig Harrington will captain the…
Read full storyDolly Parton Saves Baby From Dingo
BRISBANE – As if helping to fund the Covid-19 vaccine, supporting victims of wildfires, and getting books to underprivileged children wasn’t enough, now country star Dolly Parton has saved a baby from a dingo. While touring the Northern Territory…
Read full storyNo-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing
"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…
Read full storySnopes Verifies Biden’s Tryst With Three Chinese Hookers On Forklift
BILLINGSGATE POST: Snopes, the same group that verified that two Russian hookers peed on Donald Trump’s hotel bed, have now confirmed that the improbable story about Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese hookers while he was driving a forklift dow…
Read full storyExperience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club
I know he has a tough job, and has the nickname "Door Matt", but to see him there in that position was a shock, I can tell you. It was just after the first lockdown, when people could start to mix again in small numbers, and my girlfriend and I de…
Read full storyLatest Indiana Jones film starring ancient Harrison Ford is using ancient Bee Gee's songs as soundtrack!
(NOT EDITED) Hollywood, in a last desperate attempt to entertain corona-struck filmgoers, have decided to give Harrison Ford a final chance to leap out of his wheelchair, grab his whip, and go on a last Indiana Jones adventure. There was a slight…
Read full storyPresident Trump Seen Through Window Wearing Basque
There can be fewer things more embarrassing than actually 'being President Donald Trump' at the moment, but the soon-to-be-ousted US leader went one better this week, when he was seen through a window at the White House wearing a sexy basque. An e…
Read full storyFuneral Wailing Woke Man Up In Middle Of Night
In yet another case of someone being roused from their peaceful rest by circumstances outside of their control, a man who could well have done without it was torn from the Land of Nod this morning, by the screeching, monotonous wailing of a Buddhist…
Read full storyPresident Trump and the rose garden controversy
Mysterious things can happen anywhere. Take this story for example. United States president Donald J Trump was spotted walking round the White House rose garden, but a few minutes later he was gone, and the only person sighted was someone resembling…
Read full storyTexts From The Famous & Infamous – (12-11-20)
The following text messages were compiled by Tittle Tattle Tonight's senior reporter, Pico de Gallo. De Gallo graduated Summa Cum Okra from The Doc Holliday School of Dentistry, in Tombstone, Arizona. He is presently writing a trivia book titled, 'Wh…
Read full storyElon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World
BOCA CHICA, Texas – The industrial entrepreneur designer of the Tesla, has informed the news media that, within a few years, he will be sending passengers to the Moon. He told RumorLand News that the passenger version of his SpaceX Starship will b…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Vis-a-Vis has just stated that the latest celebrity to get her own reality show is singing sensation Taylor Swift. The 30-year-old, who is regarded as the sweetest, sexiest, and damn richest singer in the musi…
Read full storyAn Insider Says Ellen DeGeneres is in an Extreme State of Depression
MONTECITO, California – A member of Ellen’s TV show has stated that the daytime talkshow host has been extremely depressed as of late. The insider says that the 62-year-old DeGeneres is feeling like she is starting to age at a much faster pace tha…
Read full storyThe Election Wasn’t Stolen, It Was Won By Biden
Message to Donald Trump: The 2020 election wasn’t stolen. It was lost by Trump from Queens and won by Joseph Biden from Delaware. It’s over, time for Trump to go, and go with a measure of dignity. If not for Trump or his family, he should do it f…
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