BILLINGSGATE POST: Snopes, the same group that verified that two Russian hookers peed on Donald Trump’s hotel bed, have now confirmed that the improbable story about Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese hookers while he was driving a forklift down a crowded freeway in Shanghai, is true.
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The Shanghai Times, which is owned by the New York Times, and is considered the most reliable source of slanted news in China, published this story yesterday on its front page:
“A slightly inebriated Vice President of the United States, while visiting Shanghai with his crooked son, Hunter, commandeered a forklift loaded with three hookers and a Banshee ragpicker. After mounting the fork lift, he proceeded to drive onto the streets of Shanghai while having sex with the three ladies of the night. The local police, responding to the screams of the Banshee ragpicker, who feared for his life, apprehended Biden, who claimed he had diplomatic immunity and ‘was untouchable.’”
“After a phone call from President Obama to China President, Xi Jinping, Vice President Biden was released on his own recognizance.”
The story, which was disdainfully sniffed at by CNN’s stable of talking idiots, was first translated by BILLINGSGATE POST crack reporter, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. To whet his language skills, Dirty, who can speak in tongues, does Mandarin Chinese crossword puzzles each morning while sitting on his commode, taking a dump.
Slim: “If this doesn’t win you a Pulitzer, I will eat your shorts.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. I suggest that you use a copious amount of ketchup.”