Buffalo Bills Fan Creamed His Underpants After Latest Win

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 30 November 2019

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'Football' can become very exciting!

The AFC East may well be won by the New England Patriots (10-1) come January, but their closest rivals, the Buffalo Bills, (8-3), are giving them a real run for their money, and one Bills fan was so elated after his team's latest victory, he literally 'creamed his underpants'.

The Bills were playing the Dallas Cowboys (6-5) down in Texas in the Thanksgiving Day game, and ran out 26-15 winners.

The man has been a lifelong Bills fan, and when he noticed, on the internet, that the team had won yet again, he became terribly excited - euphoric, even, and experienced a slight ecstatic eruption in his underwear.

The Bills, however, still have a mountain to climb to overhaul the Patriots, and may have to settle for a Wild Card spot, which is what the medium-sized mark in the man's underpants may become known as.

The crunch game comes on 22 December when the two teams play each other, and the man wouldn't put it past the Bills to go beat those Patriot motherfuckers.

The Bills now move to 9-3, which, in layman's terms, means they've won nine of their twelve games thus far, and lost three. None have been tied.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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