Couple actually out dancing, rather than watching Strictly Come Dancing

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 November 2019

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Gary Johnson, the morning after the night before.

Couple, Gary and Lorraine Johnson, have been out dancing tonight, rather than watching a couple of faded soap stars, and an Instagram influencer doing it to be criticised by some experts.

'We thought we hadn't been out dancing for a while,' said Lorraine, 'so Gary and I hit the nightclubs. The nightclubs in Chutney on the Fritz really aren't up to much. They play music by Kool and the Gang, Five Star, and Jive Bunny, but it beats a night in. Then we went to Casualty. Gary's brother Barry works there'.

Gary said: 'I hate dancing, but Lorraine loves it, so it is a few more brownie points for me, if nothing else.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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