Trump Promises to Bring Back More Jobs Like He Did With Coal-Mining
Mar-A-Lago White House After seeing his approval rating among coal miners reach new levels he could only dream of in 2017 (49%), President Trump has decided to help America (and hopefully his approval rating) by bringing back more jobs that have sinc...
Read full storyBrexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier
After nearly three years of hedging, wrangling, delaying tactics, and with less than five minutes to go before B-day, the government is looking for a new way to make decisions over things like Brexit. There have been countless disagreements during...
Read full storyQuentin Tarantino Talks About Writing
We asked Quentin Tarantino if he would talk a little about his writing process. And, boy did he ever! Here's an excerpt: Writing movies can be hard. I made a movie called Kill Bill, I’m sure you know, and it was tricky because you know you’...
Read full storyEnd of May marks End of May
UK PM Theresa May has resigned, unironically, at the end of May. Like a Game of Thrones character in its final season, she will disappear from the world stage having achieved nothing and leaving us wondering what was the point of her. Her premiers...
Read full storyOutrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears
Boston is a small port in Lincolnshire, on the east coast of England. The Borough of Boston has a population of approximately 70,000 people and prides itself on being the most pro-Brexit constituency in the United Kingdom with 75.6% (22,974 votes) of...
Read full storyEmpire State Building Ruled 'Unsafe' After BTS Visit
One of the most iconic buildings in the United States - if not the world - has undergone a structural survey, and has been ruled 'unsafe', with a strong recommendation that the building be pulled down "before lives are lost". The Empire State Buil...
Read full storyGeorge Best Sculptor To Get His Eyes Tested
The sculptor who sculpted the sculpture of football and drinking legend, George Best, has apologised for it, and has said he fully intends to get his eyes tested. Tony Currie, who sculpts with the kind of ham-fistedness you might expect from an ex...
Read full storyWoman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat
Concerned friends of Nanette Harper of Nashville, Tennessee, started to worry that Nanette had exceeded the extra 30 to 40 pounds that they all comfortably carry, and might be getting a little too fat. "It's a delicate subject, and you don't want...
Read full storyNew UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July
London, UK - (Rioters): The UK will have its very own Independence Day the newly-elected PM has said, with British voters heading to the polls on the 4th of July. “We’re going to destroy the shackles of EU bondage,” Johnson announced at this morni...
Read full storyPep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back
Pep Guardiola, the victorious Manchester City coach, who last season guided his charges to an unprecedented Maine Road treble with Premier League, FA Cup and successes, has hurt his back. The injury was sustained when he was being tossed, 'birthda...
Read full storyHistorical Archivist Apologizes For Losing Control Of Himself After Excessive Caffeine And Alcohol Use
Midwest, United States. After being told by numerous doctors and therapists that he should avoid caffeine and alcohol at all costs, Franklin K. Donner, a 62-year-old historical archivist who resides in Minneapolis, Minnesota, apologized last Tuesday...
Read full storyCalumint Farms Offers Permanent Job to "Stable Genius" Trump
Lexington, KY. Special to The Spoof. Antoine Shrdlu, chief trainer at famed Calumint Farm here in Lexington, responded to a Donald Trump boast by offering the president a permanent position with the long-time breeder of champion race horses. "We'...
Read full storyMan Might Have Fallen Foul Of Mafia Crime Bosses
Keeping one's head down and maintaining a low profile, especially when in a foreign country, is always a good idea, but one man thinks he may have overstepped his boundaries after he received an unexpected gift from an as-yet unknown benefactor. M...
Read full storyNew “Stuntworthy Romance Visions” series between Pelosi and Trump enters summer season
The series opener indicates a secret “stuntworthy contest” is currently in progress between Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Trump. They are also competing for Distinguished Squabble of the Year Trophy. Mr. Trump’s refusal to allow Mr. McGhan to testify to t...
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