Calumint Farms Offers Permanent Job to "Stable Genius" Trump

Written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Friday, 24 May 2019

Lexington, KY. Special to The Spoof. Antoine Shrdlu, chief trainer at famed Calumint Farm here in Lexington, responded to a Donald Trump boast by offering the president a permanent position with the long-time breeder of champion race horses.

"We've had trouble getting good help at the farm since our fortunes on the track declined. We are badly in need of a "stable genius" who can perform simple tasks extremely well, which we are sure the president can do," Shrdlu told The Spoof.

"That's why we will put him in charge of shoveling manure out of the stables, day and night. From his public comments and derogatory tweets, he seems to revel in dung."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more