Lexington, KY. Special to The Spoof. Antoine Shrdlu, chief trainer at famed Calumint Farm here in Lexington, responded to a Donald Trump boast by offering the president a permanent position with the long-time breeder of champion race horses.
"We've had trouble getting good help at the farm since our fortunes on the track declined. We are badly in need of a "stable genius" who can perform simple tasks extremely well, which we are sure the president can do," Shrdlu told The Spoof.
"That's why we will put him in charge of shoveling manure out of the stables, day and night. From his public comments and derogatory tweets, he seems to revel in dung."