Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman Is A Lardarse Says Fatwa
Shat-al-Arab, Middle East - (Blubber Mess): The Grand Mufti has issued a fatwa informing the people that the super-plus sized princeling is one big fat jerk. The proclamation comes after Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman tipped the scales at more than...
Read full storyTrump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”
White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko. “As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of...
Read full storyClimate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science
In what many have called the age of movements, two seemingly disparate groups, climate change deniers and 9/11 truth deniers, have united to further their shared aim of empowering citizens to think beyond the limits of science and promulgate their o...
Read full storyBoris The Dodger
Conservative leadership candidate, Boris Johnson, candidly dodged questions about his leadership bid at a press conference about his leadership bid, leaving onlookers agape. Assembled journalists, political aides and random hangers-on were left my...
Read full storyDogs To Be Trained To Pick Up Their Own Turds
After complaints from numerous members of the public that dog owners are not obeying the law with regard to their dogs' faecal waste, and are not properly disposing of their droppings, an East Yorkshire council has decided to introduce a new scheme w...
Read full storyWile E Rouhani vs The Trump Runner: Gentlemen, Man Your Camels
BILLINGSGATE POST: As a select squadron of buzzards flew over the remains of the 63 camels that met their maker in the onslaught of Sidewinder missiles that took out the best and brightest of Iran’s vaunted distribution network, an eerie calm came ov...
Read full storyPresident Trump To Undergo Aversion Therapy, Like Alex Did In 'A Clockwork Orange'
In a last-ditch attempt to modify his behavior, and curb his violent nature, President Trump will undergo 'Aversion Therapy' of the kind young hoodlum Alex underwent in Stanley Kubrick's 1971 film 'A Clockwork Orange'. Even before his threat yeste...
Read full storyHigh School Students Baffled and Amazed by Endless Possibilities at Job Fair
Grant County, Wisconsin. Juniors and Seniors at a high school in Platteville were taken to a job fair last Tuesday and shown the endless possibilities that await them upon graduation. As representatives from Walmart, Kwik Trip, McDonald's, Har...
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