Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

Written by SpoofyDoofy

Sunday, 23 June 2019

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Trump Towers in Las Vegas and soon Iran...

White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko.

“As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of documentaries, on how the US war machine works.”

“It is all fake news, when my distractors state that I don’t know what I am doing. I learnt so much from Ernie Bilko!”

“Building Las Vegas, Iran, will be a lasting legacy as a nation. If the US lasts for another thousand years, they will say, that the building of Disney Land in Tehran and Las Vegas strips all over the Country will be our lasting legacy for the Middle East.”

“There was Alexander the Great, then the Roman Cesar Trajan, who conquered Persia, now called Iran.”

“All those previous war leaders failed, because they didn’t have Staff Sargeant Ernie Bilko, as a Grade A Technical Instructor, on getting furloughs to Las Vegas.”

“You see, once we, the US, build Las Vegas strips all over Iran, it will be a winner and we will stay, for a thousand years!”

“This is a momentous time in history while I am President!”

“I want you ALL to stop listening to the fake news, that keeps stating I, President Trump, am a lunatic!"

"Go buy the complete DVD collection of Bilko, it will calm your nerves, just like it did for me!”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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