Universal credit scam discovered, as thousands of benefits claimants willingly hand over their money to fraudsters
Lazarus Bones, like millions of other Universal Credit claimants, has never worked a day in his life. He sits at home, watching daytime television and shoving pizza into his face. However, the introduction of the benefit has caused misery for him and...
Read full storyPush To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census
The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...
Read full storyPeople-Pleasing Woman Concerned about Telling Her Therapist to Fuck Off
Jenny Hampton of New York City, a self-described "people-pleaser" who goes to enormous lengths to win people's approval, to her own detriment, says that she wants to tell her arrogant, condescending therapist to fuck off, but is concerned as to what...
Read full storyTrump Makes Surprise Job Offer to UK Ambassador
The revelation from Sir Kim Darroch, the UK's ambassador in Washington, who described so-called President Donald Trump's administration as "inept" in leaked emails, has led to a surprise job offer from the reality TV star turned politico, who normall...
Read full storyITVBe Announces Improved Intellectual Content With Updated "Real Housewives" Franchise
In a bid to improve its falling ratings, ITV's flagship channel ITVBe, the "reality" based station for those with nothing better to do, like watching paint dry or doing the ironing, has announced that it is adding to the controversial and intellectua...
Read full storyTrump Gaffe Was Only Heard Because Somebody Was Listening
It's been revealed this morning, that President Donald Trump's glaring error in his Fourth of July speech, when he mentioned there being 18th-century airports, was only noticed because of the unusual circumstance of somebody actually listening to wha...
Read full storySanctions Weekly Round-up
It's been a busy week in the world of Sanctions, and there has been so much activity, that we thought it only right and proper that we devote some space to the topic, to show which countries have been doing the finger-wagging, and which are the ones...
Read full storyTalking Dog For Sale: Make Offer
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle was driving around Washington and he sees a sign in front of a house in the suburbs. “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. Slim goes into the b...
Read full storyTrump Orders Death to Robocallers
The White House. Donald Trump, answering an unwanted call that allegedly came from NBC, announced that his "Big Idea" for the 2020 campaign would be an abrupt and, in some cases, brutal end to unsolicited robocalls and other telemarketing intrusions.
Read full storyWhistleblower: Robocalls Made By Actual Robots
Annoying, pesky, and intrusive describe those constant phone calls that torment our lives every day. Using a method called spoofing, these calls can appear as if they are coming from your local area code. When you attempt to answer, you may hear a re...
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