As Trump Continues To Tweet, Rats In Baltimore Say The City Is Just Fine
While President Trump continued his tweet storm against rep Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore, a local organization called Really Attentive Tactics (RAT) did a survey, the results of which disclosed the majority of rats in Baltimore view the...
Read full storyTo Impeach Or Not To Impeach?
It isn’t about peaches, though Trump was once married to Marla Maples, a Georgia native, and often called a real Georgia Peach! However, there is a question: When to impeach Trump, and when not to impeach Trump? That's the question. It is a ques...
Read full storyGarage Attendant Appreciates Daily Greeting from Beautiful Pontiac Owner but Desperately Longs for More
Downtown Nashville parking garage attendant, Lance Marsden, used to enjoy the "Good morning!", "Fancy seeing you here!", and other cheerful daily greetings offered up by a beautiful Pontiac owner, but finds that he has increasingly come to long for m...
Read full storyBusiness Roundup with The Money
"Hi, this is Geoff Dosh." "And I'm Geoff Wonga." "Welcome to The Money. Let's have a look at all the money. In Britain, the money was down. In the EU, the money was unchanged. In the US and China the money was up. Tune in tomorrow to check on h...
Read full storyJust Another Bombtrack
The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...
Read full storyThe Falling Pound
As the prospect of a no deal Brexit looms over the country like a leering, drunk uncle, the pound's value has once again fallen, plummeting to a new two-year low against both the dollar and the Euro. But, once again, heroic Brexiteers have informed u...
Read full storyNational Rifle Association Office Closed Today
In a surprise development, members of the public who visited the offices of the National Rifle Association (NRA) in Fairfax County, Virginia this morning, have described the building as closed, "boarded-up", windows smashed, car park empty, and "look...
Read full storySorry Folks - Have To Get Serious For Once Because Of A Serious Matter- How To Keep Cool In This Heat.
WAYS TO COOL DOWN IN SMALL WAYS INEXPENSIVELY AND EFFICIENTLY. Put a pan of water in back of a fan- it will act as a mini air conditioner The following foods are known as refrigerants - they cool the body down from within. Eat or drink these:...
Read full story9 Million Rats Can’t All Be Wrong: Leaving Baltimore On A Jet Plane
BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that even the rodent population is fed up with Baltimore. Giant rats with tattoos of Congressman Elijah Cummings on their buttocks are seen carrying signs condemning the rotting garbage in the streets: “Do you really...
Read full storyPresident Trump In Move To Ban Garlic Festivals, And Other Dangerous Events
President Donald Trump has said that, in view of the tragedy that took place at the Gilroy Garlic Festival over the weekend, when three people - including two children - were shot and killed by a crazed gunman, the staging of such events in the futur...
Read full storyChurch Sexton Almost Bungled Paul Revere's Ride
A previously unknown diary recently discovered in a crypt at the Old North Church in Boston revealed that Paul Revere almost began his famed "midnight ride" in April, 1775, believing that the British were coming by land, not sea. The confusion was ca...
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