Sorry Folks - Have To Get Serious For Once Because Of A Serious Matter- How To Keep Cool In This Heat.

Written by rfreed

Tuesday, 30 July 2019

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WAYS TO COOL DOWN IN SMALL WAYS INEXPENSIVELY AND EFFICIENTLY.

Put a pan of water in back of a fan- it will act as a mini air conditioner

The following foods are known as refrigerants - they cool the body down from within. Eat or drink these:
Watermelon, lemons, limes, hibiscus, mint - some as diluted drinks or as teas.

Wear pure cotton clothing and sprinkle water on them, or mist them.

If you cannot get to a pool or body of water, sit down and just put your feet or hands in a container of water tempered between cool and ice cold.

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