Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"
WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...
Read full storyCanada's Famed Ice Hills Disappearing; Global Warming Victims
Tuktovaktuk [Tuk], Northwest Territories, Canada. Special to The Spoof - via dogsled. Canada's famed ice hills, formally known as pingos, have fallen victim to global warming. The Canadian government has undertaken drastic countermeasures in an attem...
Read full storyRobert Mueller Does Back Flips All the Way To Limo
After his long day of testimony drew to a collusion, er conclusion. Robert Mueller stood lookIng like a tired man. He then walked to the aisle, turned toward the Chair and slowly raised his arms high in the air. What happened next was astounding,...
Read full storyNashville Man Accidentally Kicks List-Containing Bucket
After losing his beloved canine companion of over twelve years, Samson, and realizing just how previous and fleeting life's special moments truly are, Wes Morehouse of Nashville, Tennessee, resolved to make the most of his remaining time on earth by...
Read full storyTrump Says Obama F***ed Up White House Air Con
Washington DC - (HotStuff): “Some like it hot!” President Grump tweeted this morning as he blamed predecessor Barack Obama for fucking up the West Wing’s air con to suit his tropical tastes. The latest rant comes amid reports that White House mech...
Read full storyBoris Johnson 'Victory' Is Really Just A Vote Of 'No Confidence' In Other Tories
Boris Johnson, the rebellious, rambunctious renegade who has become Conservative Party leader, and UK prime minister as a result, fully believes in his ability to resolve the countries woes, and get it back on its feet again. But is he the only on...
Read full storyBoris Johnson: High Speed Rail Link Will Shave Hours Off Manchester To Leeds Time
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has waded into the heated debate over the northern high-speed rail link, by giving his support to the project which, he says: "will shave literally hours off the present Manchester to Leeds duration." The duration J...
Read full story"The Squad All Suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome" Says POTUS Who Tweets About them 24/7
Washington - President Donald Trump has declared that four freshman congresswomen (Rashida Tlaib, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar and Ayanna Pressley) have “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and will sign an executive order declaring that anyone with a...
Read full storyA Desperate Trump Orders New York Philharmonic, Dennis Rodman to North Korea
The White House, Washington, D.C. Following North Korea's latest missile tests, and with little movement in the direction of a deal with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump today took all negotiations away from his foreign service offic...
Read full storyStudent Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"
A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...
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