"The Squad All Suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome" Says POTUS Who Tweets About them 24/7

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Saturday, 27 July 2019

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Washington - President Donald Trump has declared that four freshman congresswomen (Rashida Tlaib, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar and Ayanna Pressley) have “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and will sign an executive order declaring that anyone with a position in the government afflicted with the disease be deported to “the shithole country of their ancestry".

Trump asserted his claim at 3:00 a.m. from his Oval Office, where he has been holed up for days tweeting out taunts and threats about the quartet of women legislators, coming out only to eat hamburgers and play golf. “They are obsessed with their hatred of me, well I say AMERICA LOVE ME OR LEAVE IT!!"

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