Washington DC - (HotStuff): “Some like it hot!” President Grump tweeted this morning as he blamed predecessor Barack Obama for fucking up the West Wing’s air con to suit his tropical tastes.
The latest rant comes amid reports that White House mechanics found thermostatic malfunctions under the presidential bed’s floorboards - installed, some reckon, to heat up the Obamas’ marriage.
This echoes rumors that former First Couple Michelle and Barack enjoyed all kinds of matrimonial enhancements during their eight-year White House stay.
Reports this weekend describe how West Wing remedial works uncovered dozens of discarded Jamaican rum bottles alongside a fancy Mexican souvenir bong.
Uncut galley proofs of The Audacity of Dope, Obama’s seminal memoir, were also found stuffed inside air filtration panels during routine servicing of an en-suite bathroom.
Commenting on this farce-breaking report a Spoof website reporter recalled how air con engineers said the entire West Wing ventilation system had to be swabbed down for exotic deposits.
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