Robert Mueller Does Back Flips All the Way To Limo

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Saturday, 27 July 2019

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Mueller flips to leave the House!

After his long day of testimony drew to a collusion, er conclusion. Robert Mueller stood lookIng like a tired man. He then walked to the aisle, turned toward the Chair and slowly raised his arms high in the air.

What happened next was astounding, and had never before been seen at the House of Representatives. Robert Mueller back-flipped out of the chamber, down the hall, up to the rotunda, out of the main doors, and down the steps, to a waiting limo, which he entered through the moon roof.

"Now there goes a happy man," said a security guard nearby, on condition of anonymity.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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