Is antisocialism on the rise?
We've all heard about socialism and its alleged dangers to society. But did you know there is also antisocialism, and it's on the rise? We sent our news crew out to investigate. We first approach a random citizen, "John Nunyabusiness," which we su...
Read full storyNASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon
It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...
Read full storyCongresswoman Omar Wakes Up To A Camel’s Head In Her Bed
BILLINGSGATE POST: Ilhan Abdullah Omar, one of the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse, thought she was having a bad dream when she awoke to find a huge camel head lying next to her in bed. The scene was eerily remindful of the famous one from Fra...
Read full storyTrump names himself after Ivan the Terrible; causes revival of Russia-gate
Mr. Trump’s current defense of himself and his policies includes insults, threats, plus chanting “Send Her Back!” at his rallies. This “send her back” refers to Ilhan Omar, American citizen and Congressional Representative of Minnesota, born in So...
Read full storyTrump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There
White House sources have announced that, due to all the Facebook shenanigans about storming Area 51 so that people can make friends with the aliens reported to be living there, President Donald Trump will make a visit next week, to find out just what...
Read full storyThe Open 2019: Golf Returns to Northern Ireland Under Strict Security
The Open was last played at Royal Portrush in 1951 and hasn't returned for 68 years, due to a little disagreement which so-called Loyalist and Republican locals quaintly call "The Troubles", but which were, in fact, a rampant killing spree between tw...
Read full storyNashville Man Wins by Snoozing
Flouting the common wisdom that if you snooze, you lose, Carl Jansen of Nashville, Tennessee, won a pair of prime concert tickets as the direct result of his hitting the snooze button, which delayed his departure for work and set him up perfectly to...
Read full storyA Study In Stupidity
The Office of Budget responsibility has laid out the results of its latest study: A No–Deal Brexit could give Britain a £30billion economic hit. Of course, leading Brexiteers immediately denounced the findings as “poppycock and hogwash”, before deman...
Read full storyAndy Warhols grandson teaches comedy
Jeremiah Warhol the grandson of Andy Warhol teaches comedy at a New York City performing arts school. He explains to Comedy News that parody, is a piece of literature or news event that is reworked so it's ridiculously exaggerated and filled with wit...
Read full storyCole Porter's Original lyrics for "You're the Top"
UCLA Special Collections Library. Westwood Village, CA. An historian of popular music, poring through UCLA's vast collection of half-written songs and musicals by the American composer-lyricist Cole Porter, has uncovered what appears to be a fragment...
Read full storyArea 51 "Crawling With Aliens"
The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...
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