White House sources have announced that, due to all the Facebook shenanigans about storming Area 51 so that people can make friends with the aliens reported to be living there, President Donald Trump will make a visit next week, to find out just what the devil is going on there.
More than two million people have said they will attend the 'Storm Area 51' event on September 20, and, although the US Air Force is confident it has the firepower to deal with this 'threat', the president wants to give these aliens a 'once-over' himself to see if they can't be despatched to Mexico.
Trump tweeted this just a few moments ago:
"Off to Nevada to meet aliens! Shocked to find out there were so many of them living there, but I've been told they're not all bad!"
And on 'Storm Area 51', he had this to say:
"It's those damned hippies again! Well, my Air Force will take care of them!"