Lone boy on playground confirms speculation he's grounded from Fortnite
A solitary boy kicking a can around on an otherwise-deserted playground, confirmed, Thursday, his parents grounded him from the popular video game, Fortnite. Witnesses described the boy as looking lost and unfamiliar with the playground equipment.
Read full storyTrump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border
Hamstrung by the Democrat Party's stubborn refusal to agree to the public funding of his Mexican Wall project, President Donald Trump has hatched a new idea to protect the country's precious southern border - he will release thousands of America's ow...
Read full storyButter is BACK! New Report Shows Butter Does Not Trigger Celiac Disease
A new report published by the National Dairy Council in trade industry journal Milk Matters had fabulous news to deliver about everyone’s favorite spread: a meta-analysis of data convincingly suggests that butter does not trigger celiac disease. “...
Read full storyThe Peasants' Revolt .....to-go..
Angry chants of the Great Rising from the Peasants' Revolt of the 14th century rang through Westminster yesterday as modern serfs (well-heeled activists brandishing coffee-to-go beakers and Pret à Manger turkey sandwiches) advanced on the capital to...
Read full storyTrump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'
An overdue sequel to the classic 1976 movie 'All the President's Men' is set to be the summer's big hit, starring the president himself, Donald J. Trump. The original movie starred Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, and both of the duo will appear...
Read full storyTrump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border
President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...
Read full storyMan At Bangkok School's Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On
A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...
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