Harry Maguire Has Had 'Second Thoughts' About Manchester United
Having previously told news reporters he would never sign for Premier League football giants Manchester United because he hated them, Harry Maguire has now had 'second thoughts', and signed for the Reds on Monday, for a ridiculous £97million. Magu...
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BILLINGSGATE POST: Remarkably, after years of experimenting with natural ingredients, ranging from chicken manure to cannabis, Dr. Billingsgate has discovered an extract that will make all other salves and lotions obsolete. Working out of his iso...
Read full storyClimate Scientists Relieved that Trump Nuclear Policy May End Life on Earth before Global Warming
While most climate scientists agree that it wasn't exactly good news when United States president Donald Trump formally withdrew from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty with Russia, thereby rapidly accelerating the risk of a deadly nuclear...
Read full storyComparing Bill Clinton's Situation To Donald Trump's
Comparing Bill Clinton to Trump Is like comparing Sinbad, the Sailor to Trump. Two different characters and situations. But Democrats keep saying: We can’t impeach Donald Trump because remember what happened when the Republicans tried to impeach Bill...
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