Comparing Bill Clinton's Situation To Donald Trump's

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 5 August 2019

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Comparing Bill Clinton to Trump Is like comparing Sinbad, the Sailor to Trump. Two different characters and situations. But Democrats keep saying: We can’t impeach Donald Trump because remember what happened when the Republicans tried to impeach Bill Clinton?

So what happened?

The Republicans didn’t have the Senate votes to impeach, and Clinton was not impeached. Clinton went on to win reelection, and the Democrats won the House. If we try to impeach Trump, the Senate doesn't have the votes, and Trump could win reelection, and Democrats could lose the House of Representatives.

Pelosi is a political genius, and she can see the whole picture.

Kudos to the political genius, however, the rest of the world isn’t suffering from myopia. Trump asked and got Russia to interfere with the 2016 election, and the Russians gave Trump the White House. Mueller said interfering with an election was criminal, (a hint to Nancy Drew aficionados) and Trump was not the legitimate winner of the 2016 election.

So Clinton had non-sex-sex with that woman who was over twenty-one, a college graduate, and announced, before leaving for DC, that she was taking along her presidential knee pads.

Not exactly Nancy Drew material, but scarcely similar to the ten counts, and counting, of criminal charges Special Counsel Robert Mueller, has listed against Donald Trump.

Now if Sinbad dropped his pants in the Oval Office, and Hillary didn’t catch him, that’s one thing which is not necessarily any of anyone's business, let alone Kenneth Starr’s, or as Woody Allen’s mother said in the Annie Hall film, “What is that your business?”

However, conspiring with the Russians to interfere with the 2016 election and giving the win to the wrong person, is criminal and should be prosecuted.

The Russians could have tangled with the 2016 election even more, and might have given us Count von Count or the Cookie Monster or Oscar the Grouch.

Editor’s note - You’re drifting from satire to reality. Go back to Sinbad, dropping his pants in the Oval Office.

And while he refers to disagreeable news as fake news, his election was fake.

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