Rebranding of Blues Music as "Depressive Melodics" Flops Terribly
In the interest of promoting mental health awareness and empathy, music label Safe Space Records, Inc., tried rebranding the blues artists it represented as "creatives struggling with clinical depression," and blues music itself as "depressive melodi...
Read full storyDart trauma at Chutney on the Fritz
A fair in Chutney on the Fritz has hit a disaster, due to the incompetence of organisers, and an over-zealous dart thrower. Problems were caused by the proximity of a full-size dartboard and a bouncy castle. The dartboard, supplied by local pub Th...
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Images captured by a NASA space monitoring satellite have confirmed that Earth is likely to come under attack from an alien strike force before the end of the century. The images show aliens advancing in formation at a very slow pace, indeed. Pres...
Read full storyUnemployed Iowa Man Recognized And Almost Awarded Trophy For Epitomizing Potential Of Self-Entitlement Generation
Jeremy Daniels, 25, of Des Moines, was fully recognized and almost awarded a trophy last week for possessing all of the attributes and personal qualities that represent the potential of the current Self-Entitlement Generation in the United States.
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