Bonkers Sharia Lapidationfest As Sultan Re-Issues ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ Dylan Classic
Brunei, South China Sea - (Stone the Crows): In what may have been a misunderstanding about decriminalisation of the country’s draconian cannabis laws, Brunei’s Sultan Hass-anal Bolkiah, GCMG, KGB, DDT etc, has unexpectedly re-issued the 1966 Bob Dyl...
Read full storyChinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant
Mar-A-Lago, Florida April 9, 2019 U.S. Secret Service agents have detained a second Chinese person on suspicion of spying for the Chinese government. The arrest also occurred at Mar-A-Lago, the winter home of President Donald Trump. Unlike the...
Read full storyFrance's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare
The implementation of a policy of tax reductions has recently taken root in the French Government. Although the demand for lower taxes began over fuel costs, the yellow vests' displeasure grew to include a whole host of gripes over President Macr...
Read full storyQueens Man Singlehandedly Making America Old-School Again
By taking it upon himself to bring back certain - in his view - underused words like "thrice" and "twofold," Ben Baxter of Queens, New York, is aiming to singlehandedly make America old-school again. "Twice may be nice, but thrice is twofold bada...
Read full storyMan Decides To Change His Newsagent
A man in Cambridge has told friends that, barring any last-minute complications, he will change his local newsagent at the end of this month. Eric Brogden, 71, has used the University Newsagent for more than 40 years, buying all of his tobacco, hu...
Read full storyAlec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards
Following his tweets on possibly running for president in 2020, Alec Baldwin has formally announced his candidacy. The actor, mostly renowned for his impression of Mr. Trump in the past two years, stated: “It would be so easy. So easy.” Politic...
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