Superstar ISIS lead-singer releases latest U tube video and it tops Drake!
After 5 years of waiting and starving his fans from yet another global hit on U Tube, al-Baghadi, ISIS superstar and lead-singer, has now released a blockbuster video called 'Rock The Kasbah,' a rehash of a Clash punk classic, without the C, but with...
Read full storyNashville Man Reaps What He Sows and Finds He’s Not a Big Fan of Cucumbers
Eager to improve his life, Johnny Clapper of Nashville, Tennessee, took serious note of a neighbor’s passing remark that people reap what they sow – and was concerned when he realized that he himself wasn’t sowing anything. “At first I thought tha...
Read full storyTrump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills
News is just emerging from Washington that new currency bills of $1 and $1,000 denominations will be issued in September this year, bearing the face of President Donald J. Trump. Whilst there will be no color change to the green $1 bill, the $1,00...
Read full storyKate Middleton To Play Upstairs Downstairs’ Rose Buck
London, UK - (Butlers Pantie Mess): An emergency reshuffle at the House of Windsor’s Brexit League has seen Kate Middleton relegated to playing Upper House parlourmaid Rose Buck in line with new expectations of the royal gravy train. “The Upstair...
Read full storyBermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing
There is concern tonight over a large sea area in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean known as 'The Bermuda Triangle', which cannot now be located, and has been officially designated as "missing". The area, loosely defined as stretching f...
Read full storyMore Than Half Of Denmark Is Now Built From Lego
It's been confirmed that significantly more than half of all buildings constructed in Denmark since 2001 have been built from Lego. The figure is actually 97%. Lego is the Danish company that produces the children's interlocking plastic buildin...
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