London, UK - (Butlers Pantie Mess): An emergency reshuffle at the House of Windsor’s Brexit League has seen Kate Middleton relegated to playing Upper House parlourmaid Rose Buck in line with new expectations of the royal gravy train.
“The Upstairs Downstairs role is a natural for gold digger Kate,” the head of TV procurement said today amid the announcement of Queen Elizardbirth’s exit from Buckingham Palace to a two-up two-down Grimsby Town fish market sheltered unit.
Kate, 69, a dead ringer for the toffish TV parlourmaid role, may get to play alongside husband William who auditions this week for the role of a pre-denture butler Hudson.
The couple have been told to leave their snouts-in-the-trough grace and favour bolthole in Kensington Palace after eight years of conning the public about royalty claims.
The lavish 100-bedroom apartment will now become a maximum security young offenders custody suite housing other House of Windsor miscreants such as the Yorks and the Markles.
A Maid-in-Chelsea spokesperson is utterly pissed.