Superstar ISIS lead-singer releases latest U tube video and it tops Drake!

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 29 April 2019

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Who the fuck is Drake???

After 5 years of waiting and starving his fans from yet another global hit on U Tube, al-Baghadi, ISIS superstar and lead-singer, has now released a blockbuster video called 'Rock The Kasbah,' a rehash of a Clash punk classic, without the C, but with a head.

Drake, U tube and Spotify global superstar, was dumped off his throne after 5 minutes as al-Baghadi released this excellent revamp, which will keep heads rocking and rolling all over the planet, no doubt.

Here, exclusive for all global Spoof fanatics, too geriatric to remember The Clash's superb hit, the latest, re-vamped al-Baghadi lyrics:

By order of the prophet
We banned the infidels word
Decapitated the unfaithful
With that crazy Kasbah sword
But the Bedouin hit the desert
on an electric camels hump
escaping from satanic Trump
Removed his nose picking thumb
as Isis removed many a head
That cleared the square
after turning it red

Crazy FBI don't like it
Rock the Kasbah
Rock the Kasbah
Kill the infidel
And rock in hell...

Ex-Clash front-man, Joe Strummer RIP, was last seen turning in his socialist grave.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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