Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners
Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...
Read full storyHunting, Fishing, and Fucking Remain Popular Activities in the Midwest
Most people who live in the Midwestern part of the United States can tell you just how fun and exciting it is to sit in a small boat for several hours on a burning hot day before catching a fish that is too small, and throwing it back into the river.
Read full storyDear Arnold: Action Movie Star Pens Advice Column
Akshun movie star Arnold is penning a new syndicated advice column that will appear on websites across the internet, as well as those large folding pieces of paper with words typed in black ink pressed on them. Arnold will answer letters from fans, g...
Read full storyNew news anchor's "talent" sure to boost ratings, producer says
In an attempt to compete with Foxy Nudes, CeeBeeEss' “Diss Mornin'” program has added Brianna Gold-Digger to its lineup. The buxom beauty, known as much for her ample cleavage and her radiant smile as she is for her “gravitas,” will join co-stars mos...
Read full storyBill Cosby Is Being Forced To Watch Endless Repeats Of 'The Cosby Show'
Bill Cosby, the actor jailed for between 3 and 10 years for three counts of aggravated indecent sexual assault, has spent his first week behind bars, and, according to sources inside the prison, has been treated horrendously. Cosby, 81, was senten...
Read full storyCon Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.
Theresa May faced up to those poking fun at her at Conference today by actually doing the thing that she considers to be dancing onto the stage. The Prime Minister confronted perceived humiliations she has suffered recently, none more so than when...
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Rape Case Is Payback For Wayne Rooney World Cup Sending-off
Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese footballer currently playing in Italy for Juventus, is in trouble over an 'association' he had with a woman in the US in 2009. But do you remember him helping to get Wayne Rooney sent off in that England v. Portug...
Read full storyMan is already deciding how he will break his new year's resolution
Kevin Brown, a 41 year old slightly overweight chap with no personality, life goals, partner or idea of what to with his hair in the mornings, has today, on October 3rd 2018 decided how he will break his new year's resolutions. Brown told us 'I ha...
Read full storySuds ‘n duds op launders Kavanaugh
With the FBI Investigation ending at any moment, analysts now believe Mr. Kavanaugh's confirmation to the Supreme Court can move right ahead. Given the limitations to the FBI, as with a time-limit of one week, the likelihood is: Candidate AOK.
Read full story'Mission Impossible' Was A Terrible Name For The Show
The 1960s drama 'Mission Impossible' was the most poorly-named TV show of its time, according to a man who enjoys thinking about pointless bullshit. The theme of the series, which ran from 1966 to 1973, was that a team of secret American agents -...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Zaha, Mourinho, Luiz
Crystal Palace manager, Roy Hodgson is concerned at star player Wilfried Zaha's claim that "I will have to get my leg broken" before an opponent is sent off for fouling him. Hodgson is now inviting opposing defenders into the Palace dressing room for...
Read full storyTrump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment
Mr. Trump is currently at rest in a dark room at The White House with a bandana across his eyes. A crack team of scientists from MIT has quickly removed his brain and will replace it (some say) with application of krazy glue. The President fore...
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