Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

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Bill Cosby (left)

Bill Cosby, the actor jailed for between 3 and 10 years for three counts of aggravated indecent sexual assault, has spent his first week behind bars, and, according to sources inside the prison, has been treated horrendously.

Cosby, 81, was sentenced to reside at the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution Phoenix, in Schwenksville, PA, and was immediately taken to a special TV viewing auditorium, just as the villainous Alex was, in Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange'.

Once there, Cosby was made to watch endless repeats of 'The Cosby Show', which aired between 1984 and 1992. At first, Cosby could be heard laughing his trademark 'Cosby laugh', but, as the hours dragged on, the laughter faded, and was replaced by groans. By the end of four days watching the Cosby tripe, Cosby looked jaded, and had bags under his eyes.

It's thought the institution plans to keep up the current treatment for between 3 and 10 years, so that Cosby's brain frazzles.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: rape, The Cosby Show




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