Man's Stag Night Was Unconventional
A man who was due to be married in a week's time, and planned to celebrate his last few days of 'freedom' in a truly celebratory way, made some very strange arrangements for his Stag Night, it has been claimed. Roger Stagg, a factory worker from M...
Read full storyWelcome to my Garden.
Worried about running out of food with a NO DEAL Brexit? Then worry no more! I have stockpiles of food in my garden! Marrows, my wife is throwing at me. Courgettes, she wants to shove up my arse! Broccoli, she wants to throw at our neighbours who already have a supply until Christmas. Coming soon: Tomatoes and more tomatoes, all at the same time - to throw at any passing politician.
Read full storyJason Statham Doesn't Really Like His Name
English movie actor, heart-throb Jason Statham, has told confidential friends that he doesn't really like his first name. The tough-guy actor who has starred in 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', 'Snatch', the 'Transporter' trilogy, 'Fast and...
Read full storyRecommended Alternatives to Choke-a-Kola
Choke-a-Kola is whining that a 10-percent tariff on imported aluminum makes its product more expensive. As a result, the company claims, it has no alternative but to “pass on” the costs of the tariffs to consumers. To make up the difference, Choke-a...
Read full storyDouche Bag Pays For Stupid Shit With A Credit Card
Snapperville, Iowa. Dick Head, Fuck Face, and Jerk Off. These were just a few words that were used to describe local snot rag, Ryan Skepper, 24, who used a credit card at a gas station to pay for an ice cream cone, a bag of Cheetos, and a bottle of...
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