Worried about running out of food with a NO DEAL Brexit?
Then worry no more! I have stockpiles of food in my garden!
Marrows, my wife is throwing at me.
Courgettes, she wants to shove up my arse!
Broccoli, she wants to throw at our neighbours who already have a supply until Christmas.
Coming soon: Tomatoes and more tomatoes, all at the same time - to throw at any passing politician. (All right, they are not in the UK.)
Rhubarb, sufficient for a household of constipated fellow citizens.
I have herbs of every descrption, and sweet Rosemary is ready for anyone.
I am the answer to Brexit, because I am ready for Brexit (for a month anyway).
What are you doing to save us?
